I Did It All

A cosmopolitan in ManhattanCall me onePour a round for me and my friendsCape Cod Sea BreezeLong Island Ice TeasI won't go there or drink it if you paid me

When they come to waylay meWhen they close in for the captureI did it allI did it allFor the love and the laughterI did it allI did it allI did it all

Slept in lateStayed up for daysPartied hardLived my twenties in hazeSmoked second-hand in crowded barsWith the A-list of B-list movie stars

When they come to arrest mePat me down and undress meI'll confess without MirandaStrike a pose for the tabloid camerasI did it allI did it allI did it all

I did it allI didn't ask permissionI did it allWhat kind of lifeIs not an exhibitionI did it allCrash and burnAnd then you know you're livingI did it allSome pain a few tears but afterI did it allTo the last line of the final chapterI did it allI did it all

My heart is a wound that festersSeduced my share in silk and polyesterOh my great lovesAnd my few lossesI'll tell it allWhen my little black book is published

When they come to interview meFor my made-for-tv movieSay I'm the bitch who was a bastardWho did it all for the love and laughterI did it allI did it allI did it all