Last Man Standing

Come see a living, breathing spectacleOnly seen right hereIt's your last chance in this lifetimeThe line forms at the rearYou won't believe your eyesYour eyes will not believe your earsGet your money out, get readyStep right up, yeah you, come here

You ain't seen nothing like himHe's the last one of the breedYou better hold on to your honeyHoneys, don't forget to breatheEnter at your own risk, misterIt might change the way you thinkThere's no dancers, there's no diamondsNo this boy he don't lip synch

Here's the last man standingStep right up, he's the real thingThe last chance of a lifetimeCome and see, hear, feel, the real thing

See those real live calloused fingersWrapped around those guitar stringsKiss the lips where hurt has lingeredIt breaks the heart to hear him singThe songs were more than music They were pictures from the soulSo keep your pseudo-punk, hip-hop, pop-rock junkAnd your digital downloads

Take your seats now, folks. It's show time.Hey, Patrick hit the lightsThere's something in the airThere's magic in the nightNow here's the band, they really playI'll count the first one inI don't know where it's goingWe all know where it's been