Spoons
Verse 1: Macklemore]And she's like, "Can you undo my bra strap?"I try to play it cool, in my head I'm like, "Aw yeah!"Then she's like "I'm tired" and I'm like "Aw, man"I was 'bout to crush the coochie like a tall can (Yeah)Cause my girl's thick (thick!), she got a booty maneAnd a big old belly looking like Gucci ManeI keep my jewelry on, she love my dookie chainCause guess what! (what?) That's my boo boo thang. (who?)My boo boo thang. (who?) My boo boo thangShe get too comfortable, bathroom door open when she boo boo-ingI whisper in her ear, "Are you awake?"Kissed her on her neck, said "Good night. You my babe."
[Chorus: Ryan Bedard]Every time I go to sleepI wish that you were next to meTwo people that were meant to beUnder the sheetsI'm spooning you, you're spooningEvery time I go to sleepI wish that you were next to meTwo people that were meant to beUnder the sheetsI'm spooning you, you're spooning me
[Verse 2: Macklemore]Me and you, let's get lost in these bed sheetsAt the very least press my D against your left cheekShe said Fifty Shades of Grey was the best readI'm more of a Giving Tree type of guy, Shel Silverstein (He's awesome)She keeps talking, might as well be in a seminarI'm stuck, completely numb in my left armHer knees are bony, I need my homiesAnd that sounds weird, but I need my homies. (YUP)You watched ahead on the fourth season of Game of Thrones? (Aw hell nah!)I hold that against you (hmm mm!)I want to forgive you, but inside I'm resentfulWith your lame claims that we had different schedules! (we didn't!)I've seen your Netflix queues, you're busted!Can I even trust you, do you even know what love is?!She put her hand on my D and started to rub itAll a sudden I succumb, say "Fuck it" and then busted (sleep tight)
[Chorus: Ryan Bedard]Every time I go to sleepI wish that you were next to meTwo people that were meant to beUnder the sheetsI'm spooning you, you're spooningEvery time I go to sleepI wish that you were next to meTwo people that were meant to beUnder the sheetsI'm spooning you, you're spooning me
[Verse 3: Macklemore]Don't trip girl, you know I got youLet's take it all off, no costumesSee I'm a man, but every now and then in bed I know when to say: "Alright, it's my turn to be the small spoon."But tonight, I put my hands around your waistFeel those little prickly hairs that you missed shaving your legs and say, "Good night my love, it's been one hell of a day."And you reply, "I'm sleeping."
[Outro: Macklemore]Every time I go to sleepI wish that you were next to meTwo people that were meant to beUnder the sheetsI'm spooning you, you're spooning meSpoon me2015*Laughing*