Asshole
[Verse 1:]I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villainAn asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfillingBut don't think I ever stoppedTo think I was speaking to childrenEverything was happening so fastIt was like I blinked, sold three millionThen it all went blank, all I rememberIs feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feelingLike I am always under attack manI could have stacked my shit list to the ceilingWomen dish him but really thinkingIf anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill himGuess I'm a little bit of a hypocriteWhen I'm ripping shit, but since when did this manyPeople ever give a shit but I had to sayIt's just my opinionIf it contradicts how I'm livingPut a dick in your rear end and guess whatEvery time you mention a lyric, I thank you for itFor drawing more attention toward itCause it gave me an enormous platform of platitudeThought I was that importantBut you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respectAnd battle for it, mad awards, act paranoidAttaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone outGood luck trying to convince a blondeThat's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold outCause I was tryna leave, no doubtIn anyone's mind one day I'd go downIn history think they know nowBecause everybody knows
[Hook - Skylar Grey:]Everybody knows that you're just an assholeEverywhere that you go, people wanna go"Oh, everyone knows"Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be niceThere's no place you can hideYou are just an assholeEveryone knows, everyone knows
[Verse 2:]Thanks for the support, asshole [*scratch*] thanks for the support, assholeQuit acting salty, I was counting on you to count me out as Asher RothWhen he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me outThought I was historyBut goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkeyGood way to get your ass socked in the mouthLay'em off itBut what the fuck is all this thrash talking aboutThe fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop meYou knock me down, I went down from the counterI fell but the fans caught me, and nowYou're gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off meTo take my belt, word to PacquiaoMomma said there ain't nothing else to talk aboutGotta go in that ring and knock them outOr you better not come outIt's poetry in motion, like Freddie Roach when he's quoting ShakespeareSo what if the insults are revoltingEven Helen Keller knows life stinksYou think it's a joke til you're bullet riddledBut you should give little shit what I thinkThis whole world is a messGotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a GlockJust to go out watch BatmanWho needs a test to test the testicles, not that manHalf of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockageRest of you got lap bands stuck to this modelBefore they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in ColoradoSo get lost, WaldoMy soul's escaping through this asshole that is gapingA black hole that I'm swallowing this track wholeWith a pack torn of paperBut I'm not taking no crap, hoHere I go down the back poleAnd I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it goTrying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows
[Hook]
[Verse 3:]Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earthI smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bullThinkin we have some magnetic pullScreamin ICP in this bitch, how do magnets work!?Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractableHate to be dramatical, but I'm not romanticalI'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragicalThinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practicalYou crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combinationI keep them feelings locked in a vaultSo it's safe to say I'm uncrackableMy heart is truly guarded, full body armorBitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded.Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mindShorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49erCause you been a gold digger since you were a minorBeen tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my assBut you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spentWith my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryinOnly women that I love are my daughtersAnd sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it furtherSo father forgive me if I forget to draw the lineIt's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow upSo to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father timeAnd it ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime, so even if I'm half dead, I'm half aliveThrow all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth overAnd I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coasterI'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? rude off? so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm hereWhite America's mirror, so I feel awkward and weird, you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too. You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows.