Ass Like That
[Hook]The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing, doing, doingI don't believe it, it's almost to good to be trueI ain't never seen a ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing doing doing
[Verse 1]The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancerShe's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jamsI think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answerPolice saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being!I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeingI am not resisting arrest, I am agreeingMr. Officer! I'm already on my kneesI can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for meAnd do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to peePee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing songIt go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-ChingPsych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppetI can get away anything I say and you will love it!
[Hook]The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an - ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing doing doingJessica Simpson looks oh so temptingNick, I ain't never seen a ass like thatEverytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goesDoing doing doing
[Verse 2]Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesomeNow they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my popcornPolice saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat!I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped!Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, pleaseI did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower sceneI didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PGMr. Officer, I demand to see my attorneyI will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be freeFree, yes free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a manAnd I can say that and you'll laughCause there's a puppet on my hand
[Hook]The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an - ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing, doing, doingHilary Duff is not quite old enough, soI ain't never seen her butt like thatMaybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee goDoing, doing, doing
[Verse 3]The way she moves, she dances like a go-goIn that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozoI need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJoPolice saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seizedAnd my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookiesMr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of thisHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me! No, not even meI don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'Pee, on the radio but I think I didJanet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keedI don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!Get to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!
[Hook]The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an - ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing, doing, doingSo Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me pleaseI ain't never seen a - ass like thatCause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee goDoing, doing, doing
[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU?[Eminem] HA!!