Fuck Her Gently
This is a song for the ladiesBut, fellas, listen closely!
You don't always have to fuck her hard,In fact, sometimes that's not right... to do,Sometimes you've got to make some loveAnd fuckin' give her some smoochies too,Sometimes you got to squeeze,Sometimes you got to say "Please..."Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fuck you... softly,I'm gonna screw you... gently,I'm gonna hump you... sweetly,I'm gonna ball you... discreetly.
And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers"And then you say, "Wait a minute, Sally,"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?*That's cool with me,It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.What's your favorite dish?I'm not gonna cook it,But I'll order it from Zanzibar.
And then I'm gonna love you completely,And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly,And then I fuckin bone you completely,But then I'm gonna fuck you hard!Haaard!
* short for position