I Predict A Riot
Watching the people get lairyIs not very pretty I tell theeWalking through town is quite scaryAnd not very sensible eitherA friend of a friend he got beatenHe looked the wrong way at a policemanWould never have happened to SmeatonAnd old LeodiensianLa-ah-ah, la la lalala laAh-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riotI predict a riot, I predict a riot
I tried to get in my taxiA man in a tracksuit attacked meHe said that he saw it before meWants to get things a bit goryGirls run around with no clothes onTo borrow a pound for a condomIf it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozenThey're not very sensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala laAh-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riotI predict a riot, I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in hereThat doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairyIs not very pretty I tell theeWalking through town is quite scaryAnd not very sensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala laAh-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riotI predict a riot, I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in hereThat doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot, I predict a riotI predict a riot, I predict a riot