Alcohol
I can make anybody prettyI can make you believe any lieI can make you pick a fightwith somebody twiceyour size. . .Well I've been known to cause a few breakupsand I've been known to cause a few birthsI can make you new friendsOr get you fired from work.
(Chorus)And since the day I left MilwaukeeLyncheburg Bourbon, FranceBeen makin the barsWith lots of big moneyand helpin white people danceI got you in trouble in high schooland college now that was a ballyou had some of the best timesyou'll never remember with meAlcohol, Alcohol
I got blamed at your wedding receptionfor your best man's embarrasing speechand also for those naked pictures of you at the beachI've influenced kings and world leadersI helped Hemingway write like he didand Ill bet you a drink or two that I can make youput that lampshade on your head . .
And since the day I left MilwaukeeLyncheburg Bourbon, FranceBeen makin a fool out of folksjust like youand helpin white people danceI am medicine and I am poisonI can help you up or make you fallyou had some of the best timesyou'll never remember with meAlcohol
And since the day I left MilwaukeeLyncheburg Bourbon, FranceBeen makin the barsWith lots of big moneyAnd helpin white people danceI got you in trouble in high schooland college now that was a ballyou had some of the best timesyou'll never remember with meAlcohol, Alcohol