The Ballad Of Me And My Brain
And well, I think I've gone madIsn't that so sad?And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never hadHow much for a car? It can't have gone farI must have left it on a train or lost in a barIt’s likely in a Sainsbury’sFlirting with the girls that waited for meI've tried my best to clear my nameAsking anybody that's seen my brainThe brain was last seen going for a runAnd would you sign an autograph for my daughter, LauraCause she adores ya, but I think you’re shitI’ve gotta look for my my brain for a bitI stand outside and hide my eyesWell what do you expect when you've got no mind?Say it's a slow day, it drives me insaneWhere would I be if I was my brain?
The nice nurse told me she felt my pain but couldn’t find a single trace of my brain‘oops I did it again’ started playingForget my brain remember my name