I Wet Myself
It wasn't really my fault that nightit was a stupid mistakeCouldn't see it was comingI was far away, I was the queen of the night
It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bulletstraight up my noseIt was a jokeIt made me laughand then I realised-No!
Oh yeah I felt I really had to gobefore embarrassment was a factI could have killed, killed for a moment aloneOne moment alone
Oh no, I'm getting wetI wet myself, oh no......but it's too late now...
It was some minutesI will never forgetIt was a lifetime of painThought I was doing welluntil the female from hell went up by my side
She said: I'm not sure I'm glad you're hereIt looks like you're getting wet somewhereShe said: Get out of my housebefore you ruin my fucking carpet
Oh yeah!I felt that it was time to gobut there was something I wanted to doSo I said: hey guys, I wet my pantsand it's fun, you should try it too
Oh yeah, I'm getting wetI wet myself, oh yeah