Zero To Hero
Bless my soul! Herc was on a roll!Person of the week in ev'ry Greek opinion poll.What a pro - Herc could stop a show!Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O!He was a no one - A zero, zero!Now he's a honcho - He's a hero!Here was a kid with his act down pat.From zero to hero - In no time flat.Zero to hero - Just like that!
When he smiled the girls went wildwith oohhhs and aahhhs.And they slapped his face on ev'ry vase- On ev'ry "VAHSE"From appearance fees and royalties,our Herc had cash to burn.Now nouveau riche an' famous -He could tell you what's a Grecian urn!
Say amen - There he goes again!Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10!Folks lined up just to watch him flex.And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs!Hercie, he comes. he sees, he conquers.Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers!He showed the moxie brains and spunk!From zero to hero - A major hunk!Zero to hero - And who'da thunk?
Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?Hercules!Who's daring feats are great the-a-ter?Hercules!Is he bold? No one braver!Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor!Hercules, Hercules...Bless my soul, Herc was on a role - Undefeated!Riding high, and the nicest guy - Not conceited!He was a nothin' - A zero, zero.Now he's a honcho - He's a hero!He hit the heights with breakneck speed!From zero to hero... Herc is a hero!Now he's a hero! Yes indeed!!!