Coffee Homeground
Down in the cellarYou're getting into making poisonYou slipped some on the sideInto my glass of wineAnd I don't want any coffee - homeground
Offer me a chocolateNo thank you, spoil my diet, know your game!But tell me just how comeThey smell of bitter almonds?It's a no-no to your coffee - homeground
Pictures of Crippen, lipstick-smearedTorn wallpaperHave the walls got ears here?
You won't get me with your Belladonna - in the coffeeAnd you won't get me with your arsenic - in the pot of teaAnd you won't get me in a hole to rotWith your hemlock on the rocks
Where are the plumbersWho went a-missing here on Monday?There was a tall manWith his companionAnd I bet you gave them coffee - homeground
Maybe you are lonelyAnd only want a little companyBut keep your recipes for the rats to eatAnd may they rest in peace with coffee - homeground
Pictures of Crippen, lipstick-smearedTorn wallpaperHave the walls got ears here?
You won't get me with your Belladonna - in the coffeeAnd you won't get me with your arsenic - in the pot of teaAnd you won't put me in a six-foot plotWith your hemlock on the rocks
With your hemlock on the rocks"Noch ein Glas, mein Liebchen?"Oh with your hemlock on the rocksWith your hemlock on the rocks"Es schmeckt wunderbahr,"With your hemlock on the rocks"Und stärk' dich wohl!"