Gentlemen aren't nice
Once upon a time I thought"What's the one thing I haven't got?"There's not a single thing in this world I couldn't buyThat's when a gentleman caught my eye
Once or twice we went aroundBut now I'll tell you the thing I've foundYou shouldn't make your move until you know the priceBecause gentlemen aren't nice
Just because I won't agree to take his armAnd I occasionally forget his nameHe likes to call inclemency what I call charmBut I know they're all the same
I think I've realized my first mistakeWhen he cried that his heart would breakI would have thought that I was worth the sacrificeBut gentlemen aren't nice
Just because I leave him all alone for daysAnd go about with others of his kindHe dares complain about my evil waysAnd drive me out of my -- out of my mind
What I relate is hard to bearI only endure it so that I might spare you ladiesI'm not known for my good adviceBut gentlemen aren't
So agreeableLove ain't a paradiseAnd if I told you once, I won't tell you twiceGentlemen aren't nice
Gentlemen aren't nice