Mr C
You must be blind, you’re blind, you’re blindOr maybe I’m unkind, unkind, unkindYou’re the rich boy from my town, my town, my townBut that can’t win me round, me ‘round, me ‘round
Oh you and all your peopleYou think I like you ‘cause you bought me a drinkBut I’m just short of cash and able to wink
[Chorus:]Excuse me Mr CWho you tryna kid?I’ll take the drink, but if you thinkYou’re coming home with meWho you tryna kid?Oh you’re so vain (I can’t believe it)
When you’re under the lights, the lights, you’re alrightBut conversation’s dry, you’re dry, you’re dryJust trying to boast about your parents’ house in the south of FranceAnd I’m laughing at the way you danceYou’re gone, you’re gone, you’re gone
Oh you and all your peopleI’ve come to conclusion you’re quite fitBut I’m under no illusion you’re a dick
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I, I never meant to hurt or make you cryYour mum’s outside, she’s waiting for you in her new X5I’m sure she’ll dry those eyes
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Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C)Excuse me Mr C (one more champagne please)Excuse me Mr C (and a strawberry daiquiri)Excuse me Mr C