My Funny Valentine
Verse:Behold the way our fine-feathered friend his virtue doth paradeThou knowest not, my dim-witted friend, the picture thou hast madeThou vacant brow and thy tousled hair conceal thy good intentThou noble, upright, truthful, sincere and slightly dopey gent,You're . . .
Refrain:My funny ValentineSweet comic ValentineYou make me smile with my heartYour looks are laughableUnphotographableYet you're my favorite work of art.Is your figure less than Greek?Is your mouth a little weak?When you open it to speak are your smart?But don't change a hair for me,Not if you care for me,Stay, little Valentine, stay!Each day is Valentine's Day.