I Won't Be Home For Christmas
(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)('Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)
Outside the carolers start to singI can't describe the joy they bringCause joy is something they don't bring me
My girlfriend is by my sideFrom the roof are hanging sickles of iceTheir whiny voices get irritatingIt's Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my faceWondering how much of my time they'll wasteOh god I hate these Satan's helpers
And then I guess I must've snappedBecause I grabbed a baseball batAnd made them all run for shelter
It's Christmas time againIt's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all yearI'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheerYou people scare mePlease stay away from my homeIf you don't wanna get beat downJust leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas EveCause the cops came and arrested meThey had an unfair advantage
And even though the jail didn't have a treeChristmas came a night earlyCause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)
It's Christmas time againIt's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all yearI'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheerYou people scare mePlease stay away from my homeIf you don't wanna get beat downJust leave the presents and then leave me alone
I won't be homeI won't be home for ChristmasI won't be homeI won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)I won't be homeI won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)I won't be homeI won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)I won't be homeI won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)I won't be homeI won't be home for Christmas