Mama Told Me Not To Come
Want some whiskey in your water?Sugar in your tea?What's all these crazy questionsThey are asking me?This is the craziest partyThat could ever beDon't turn on the lights'Cause I don't wanna see
Mama told me not to comeMama told me not to comeShe said, "That ain't the way to have fun, son"
Open up the windowLet some air into this roomI think I'm almost chokingFrom the smell of stale perfumeAnd the cigarette you're smoking'Bout to scare me half to deathOpen up the windowLet me catch my breath!
Mama told me not to comeMama told me not to comeShe said "That ain't the way to have fun, sonThat ain't the way to have fun, son, son, son"
The radio is blastingSomeone's knocking at the doorI'm looking at my girlfriendShe just passed out on the floorI've seen so many thingsI ain't never seen beforeDon't know what it isBut I don't wanna see no more
Mama told me not to comeMama told me not to come [Mama told me she said]She said "That ain't the way to have fun, no" [no, no]"That ain't the way to have fun, son"
And Mama told me, mama told meMama told me, mama told meMama told me not to come [Mama told me not to come]"That ain't the way to have fun, son""That ain't the way to have fun" [that's what she said, she said]"That ain't the way to have fun, no""That ain't the way to have fun" [Mama told me]
And Mama told me, mama told meMama told me, mama told meShe told me not to come [Mama told me not to come]"That ain't the way to have fun" [that ain't the way to have fun]"That ain't the way to have fun, son""That ain't the way to have fun" [oh no, no]...
...Maybe I should've listened...