Today’s Lesson
Little Janie, she wakes up from a dreamA gun like a jawbone down the waistband of her jeansOh, yeahMr Sandman, he can recite today’s lesson in his sleepHe says there oughta be some kind of law against me going down the streetAnd little Janie pipes up and she saysShe says we’re gonna have a real cool time tonightYeah, tonight
All right
Down the back of Janie’s jeans she had the jawbone of an assMr Sandman, he runs around the cornerTrying to head her off at the passHe sticks his head over the fence and yells something way too fastIt’s today’s lesson, yeah, something about the corruption of the working class
Little Janie wakes up on the floor and she saysWe’re gonna have a real cool time tonight
Come on
Janie says we’re all such a crush of want half-mad with lossWe are violated in our sleep and we weep and we toss and we turn and we burnWe are hypnotised we are cross-eyed we are pimped we are bitchedWe are told such monstrous lies
Janie wakes up and she saysWe’re gonna have a real cool time tonight
Mr Sandman, he has a certain appetite for Janie in reposeHe digs her pretty knees and that she is completely naked underneath all her clothesHe likes to congregate around the intersection of Janie’s jeans, yeahMr Sandman the inseminator he opens her up like a love letter and enters her dreams
Little Janie wakes up and she saysWe’re gonna have a real good time tonight, tonight, tonight, tonightWe’re gonna have a real good timeCome on, come on, come onWe’re gonna have a real good time