The Heavy Entertainment Show
Good evening, children of cultural abandonYou searched for a saviour, well, here I amAnd all the best ones are dying off so quicklyWhile I'm still here, enjoy me while you can
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowThe charisma’s non-negotiableWelcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowI'm about to strip and you’re my pole
We are so gloriousWhy not leave your job and come on tour with us?Before I drop dead and die
Good evening, lovers of quality entertainmentGood evening to the others that don’t know hitEven you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programmeGot a house in LA, I’m still paying for it…
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowIt’s just the tip but no one will knowWelcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowAll the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!)
You are magnificentMaybe come on stage and be a part of itI said maybe, baby, baby oh
Come leave the life you’re livingShow me the light you’re givingI’ll give it all then a little bit more, oh-oh-woah
“He would sell his childrenFor a hit in BelgiumGod knows what he’s doneFor a number one”
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowWhere the more you see, the less you knowWelcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowWhere Eminem meets Barry Manilow
I am notoriousFor making all the crowd sing the choriousI just made up that word
Come love the life I’m livingBathe in the light I’m giving“He’ll give it all and a little bit more”(“He’ll give it all and a little bit more”)
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowI’m a volcano that’s about to blowWelcome to the Heavy Entertainment ShowThis is how I’d like to say “Hello”