Handsome Man

Hello. Did you miss me?I know I'm hard to resistY'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.It's hard to be humbleWhen you're so fucking bigDid you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheeseTell your babes in arms and OAP'sCome take a piece of me

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on youIf you don't see me I don't existIt's nice to meet youNow let me go and wash my handsCause you just met the world's most handsome manThe world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I amI'm still the boy next doorThat's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger MooreHave I gone up in the worldor has the world gone down on meI'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love itWhat's the point in hating meYou can't argue with popularityWell you couldBut you'd be wrong

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on youIf you don't need me I don't existYou voted for meNow let me see a show of handsHere before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autographThough it's not for meFlip a grin, shake a thing, name a shameThen I'm out of hereIt's not very complicatedI'm just young and overrated

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on youIf you don't see me I don't existIt's nice to meet youNow let me go and wash my handsCause you just met the world's most handsome manHere before you standsPlease don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on youIf you don't need me I don't existIt's nice to meet youNow let me go and wash my handsCause you just met the world's most handsome manThe world's most handsome manThe world's most handsome manThe world's most handsome man