Nick The Chopper
Down in the forest, near a villageLived a man called Nick the ChopperChopping woods his game, and making moneyCaring nought for trees he blindly chops on
Never to be married, he never washesHe never went to school, Nick the ChopperChopping woods his game, and getting moneyDoesn't care for life, even for a friend now
He's a dirty old man, Nick the ChopperHe's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
He's a dirty old man, Nick the ChopperHe's a dirty old man, Nick the Chopper
Now a very old man, he had decidedTo make his fortune, Nick the ChopperChopping woods his game, he couldn't stop itHe wants to cut down all the forest
The trees, they hated him, they made a promiseGive him a lesson, Nick the ChopperChopping woods his game, he couldn't stop itBut, as the story goes, he's beaten at his game
He's a dirty old man, Nick the ChopperHe's a dirty old man, Nick the ChopperWe're gonna kill you, Nick the ChopperStrangle you with branches, Nick the Chopper