Join The Gang
Let me introduce you to the gangJohnny plays the sitar, he's an existentialistOnce he had a name, now he plays our gameYou won't feel so good now that you've joined the gangMolly is the model in the adsCrazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hipSomeone switched her on, then her beam went wrongCause she can't switch off, now that she's joined the gangArthur is a singer with a bandArthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stageLook at Arthur rave, all the kids are paidThey want to see the croaking man who joined the bandYou won't be alone, we've all got beery grinsIt's a big illusion but at least you're inAt least you're inThis club's called The Webb, it's this month's pickNext month we shall find a place where prices aren't so stiff15 bob a coke, afraid that's past a jokeThis is how to spend now that you've joined a gangThis is what to do now that you're hereSit round doing nothing all together very fastPsychedelic stars, throwing down cigarsThey're picking up the joints now that they've joined the gang