Joe the Lion
Joe the lion went to the barA couple of drinks on the house an' he saidTell you who you are if you nail me to my carBoy, thanks for hesitatingThis is the kiss offBoy, thanks for hesitatingYou'll never know the real storyJust a couple of dreamsYou get up and sleep
You can buy God, it's MondaySlither down the greasy pipeSo far, so good, no one saw youHobble over any freewayYou will be like your dreams tonightYou get up and sleepJoe the lion made of iron
Joe the lion went to the barA couple of drinks on the house an' he wasA fortune teller he saidNail me to my car and I'll tell you who you areYou get up and sleepThe wind blows on your checkThe day laughs in your faceGuess you'll buy a gunYou'll buy it secondhandYou'll get up and sleepJoe the lion made of iron