Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured
Ask if we can have six in,If not we'll have to have twoWell, you're coming up our end, aren't ya?So I'll get one with you
Won't you let us have six in?"Especially not with the food"He could've just told us "no" though,He didn't have to be rude
You see her with the green dress?She talked to me at the barWell how come it's already two pound fifty?We've only gone about a yard!
Didn't you see she were gorgeousShe were beyond belief!But this lad at the side, drinking a Smirnoff IceCame and paid for her Tropical Reef
But I'm sitting going backwardAnd I didn't want to leaveI said "It's High Green, mate, via Hillsborough, please!"
Well how funny were that sketch earlierUp near that taxi rankOh no, you would've missed itI think it were when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper, shouting"I were next in the queue!"The kind of thing that'd seem so sillyBut not when they've both had a few
Well calm down, temper, temper,'Cause you shouldn't get so annoyedWell you're acting like a silly little boyThey wanted to be men and do some fighting in the streetSaid "No surrender, no chance of retreat!"
So why're we in the taxi?'Cause I didn't want to leaveI said "It's High Green, mate, via Hillsborough, please!"
Drunken plot hatches to jump itAsk around, are you sure?Went for it, but the red light was showing; the red lightindicates doors are secured.