My Sad Christmas Song
This is my sad Christmas songI've had it stuck in my head all day longI wrote it in the car on my ride homeCause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be aloneWhy'd I even put up that fuckin' tree?If there's no one here that's gonna seeJust how pretty she looks on Christmas EveCause there's no one here next to me
This is my sad Christmas songSo I light another bongI turn on the radioI binge watch our favorite showsThis year feels kind of lameBut the last one was the sameBut the holiday spirit they sayIs taking off on a planeThis is my sad Christmas songFa lalalala
I always thought that Santa was kind of cuteThere's something about his beard, big belly, and bootsI left Santa more than cookies this yearI thought he might appreciate a few beersThat's why I'm always on the naughty listHe said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my titsHe leaned in for a kiss and he got real nearI had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here"
This is my sad Christmas songSo I rip another bongI never been good at making plansNext year, I'm gonna be with my manMy little sister says I'm the GrinchBut my mom thinks I'm just a bitchWhy did you have to go?We were under the mistletoeThis is my sad Christmas songFa lalalalaFa lalala
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go?Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you soMissing you on fuckin' Christmas, why did you have to go?Wishing you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so
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