Friggin in the riggin
It was on the good ship VenusBy Christ, ya shoulda seen usThe figurehead was a whore in bedAnd the mast was a ten foot penisThe captain of this luggerHe was a dirty buggerHe wasn't fit to shovel shitFrom one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to do
Captain's name was MorganBy Christ, he was a gorgonTen times a day he'd stop and playWith his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was CooperBy Christ he was a trooper.He jerked and jerked until he workedHimself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to do
The second mate was AndyBy Christ, he had a dandyTill they crushed his cock on a jagged rockFor cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was FlipperHe was a fuckin' nipperHe stuffed his ass with broken glassAnd circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to do
The Captain's wife was MabelTo fuck she was not ableSo the dirty shits, they nailed her titsAcross the barroom table
The Captain had a daughterWho fell in deep sea waterAnd by her squeals we knew the eelsHad found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'Friggin' in the riggin'There was fuck all else to do