The Social Network Song
Uh… uh… (I like)
Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet?It’s the story about a social door you’ve never seen beforeIf you wanna be seen by everyoneWanna be in the dream and have some funIf you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look
Oh oh, uh oh oh…Everybody loves you soUh uh, uh oh oh…Everybody lets you know
Do you wanna be more than just a friend?Do you wanna play cybersex again?If you wanna come to my houseThen click me with your mouse
Hello, uh oh oh…Never gonna let you go
You’re loggin’ in, then it beginsAnd your computer is waking you and taking your time awayThe scene is right for a social lightYou’re on the Internet, anywhere, anytime, night and day
Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like)Everybody loves you soUh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)Never gonna let you go
So you wanna make love with me?Am I really your cup of tea?Are you really the one that’s you and am I really me?
Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like)Everybody loves you soSocial network oh… (Mi piaci)Never gonna let you go
You’re loggin’ in with just a friendBut soon the Internet’s beeping and peeping around the bendWe used to greet friends on the streetBut now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet
Beep beep, uh oh oh…How about a little chat?Oh oh, network fansMeet you on the Internet!
Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about voodoo tricks?Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen?Everybody is better than beforeEverybody is calling out for moreEverybody in cyberville is knocking on your door
Beep beep, uh oh oh… (I like)Everybody does a showUh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)If you like it, click and go
Now you know it is easy loggin' inFor a little more fun and cyber sinWanna know what the net's aboutThe hard part’s loggin’ out
Uh uh, uh oh oh, now I’ve got a million friendsGoodbye network fans, this is how the story ends
(Beep beep)