It's All About the Pentiums
It's all about the Pentiums, babyUhh, uh-huh, yeahUhh, uh-huh, yeahIt's all about the Pentiums, babyIt's all about the Pentiums, babyIt's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)Yeah
What y'all wanna do?Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? SlackersWastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skillsDefraggin' my hard drive for thrillsI got me a hundred gigabytes of RAMI never feed trolls and I don't read spamInstalled a T1 line in my houseAlways at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse1Upgrade my system at least twice a dayI'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2KI'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for shortI phone him up at home and I make him do my tech supportIt's all about the Pentiums, what?You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seenYou've got white-out all over your screenYou think your Commodore 64 is really neatoWhat kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laughYour Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy disketteYou're the biggest joke on the InternetYour database is a disasterYou're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go fasterHey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellarDownloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle GellarAnd postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-erI should do the world a favor and cap you like Old YellerYou're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller
It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? SlackersWastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Uh, uh, loggin' in nowWanna run wit my crew, hah?Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?They call me the king of the spreadsheetsGot 'em printed out on my bedsheetsMy new computer's got the clocks, it rocksBut it was obsolete before I opened the boxYou say you've had your desktop for over a week?Throw that junk away, man, it's an antiqueYour laptop is a month old? Well that's greatIf you could use a nice, heavy paperweightMy digital media is write-protectedEvery file inspected, no viruses detectedI beta tested every operating systemGave props to some, and others? I dissed 'emWhile your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'It does all my work without me even askin'Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wideI believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the sideIn a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit userYou've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"Your motherboard melts when you try to send a faxWhere'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat youIf I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete youWhat? What? What? What? What?
It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)It's all about the Pentiums!(It's all about the Pentiums, baby)
Now, what y'all wanna do?Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? SlackersWastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?What?!