Smoothie King
She don't even know exactly where she wants to goIs that a double negative oh never mind let's goTo the next line of the storyI met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's bestShe may be right think I remember coffee on her breatheShe smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum
I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like itWhen she tells me that I'm dumbAnd this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make itWe'll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't trueAnd happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it downIt's not that hard to figure outYour crazy and I'm crazy about you
Everyone around me says she brings a brother downAnd mommy thinks she's great but then again she's not aroundTo see her throw a fit, borderline conniptionAnd all this only matters if we listen anywayAnd she's all I can think about so I must not be gayI'm a lunatic and she's my psychopath
I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like itWhen she tells me that I'm dumbAnd this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make itWe'll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't trueAnd happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it downIt's not that hard to figure outYour crazy and I'm crazy about you
And we are the lucky ones we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mallHang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone fallsWatch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to seeThat you and me we're not so crazy
Michael Bolton (never liked him)Celine dionAir SupplyAnd now… ME
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true (Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true)And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and youHollywood CaliforniaSo add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)It's not that hard to figure outYour crazy and I'm crazy about you
Love songs make me sick cuz they're not trueYour crazy and I'm crazy about youCrazy cuz im crazy about youYour crazy and im crazy about you… yeah