All I Wanna Do
Hit it, This ain't no discoIt ain't no country club either, This is L.A.
All I wanna do is, Have a little fun before I dieSays the man next to me, Out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothing, He says his name is WilliamBut I'm sure he's Bill or Billy, Or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me, And I wonder if he's ever hadA day of fun in his whole life
We are drinking beer, At noon on TuesdayIn the bar that faces, The giant car wash
The good people of the world, Are washing their carsOn their lunch breaks, Hosing and scrubbingAs best they can, In skirts and suits
And they drive their, Shiny Datsuns and BuicksBack to the phone company, Record store tooWell, they're nothing like Billy and me
'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun,I got a feeling I'm not the only one,Until the sun comes up, Over Santa Monica Boulevard
I like a good beer buzz, Early in the morningAnd Billy likes to peel the labels, From his bottles of Bud
He shreds them on the bar, Then he lights every matchIn an oversized pack, Letting each one burn
Down to his thick fingers, Before blowing andCursing them out, He's watching the bottles of BudAs they spin on the floor
And a happy couple enters the bar, Dangerously close to one anotherThe bartender looks up from his want ads
Otherwise, the bar is ours, The day and the nightAnd the car wash too, The matches and the BudsAnd the clean and dirty cars, The sun and the moon
I got a feeling the party has just begunI won't tell you that you're the only one