My Dad Says That's For Pussies
Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without SlashA real man never uses hair product unless he's blackToilet Paper is for queersGargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy Dad says that's for pussies
Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizzJust 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it isThis Fairtrade coffee tastes like gayNow seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy Dad says that's for pussies
Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles TreatySeatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freezeRogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny GWheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!
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