Handsome
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god they’re gonna eat me up for breakfastYou think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you inIf my body is a temple you can worship at my feet but it might kick you in the teeth someSo even when you’re spitting blood you would save a thought for me
Cos I got so down I held the world to ransomLonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsome (so handsome)
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I should be picking up the piecesBut it doesn’t really matter as once you thought it would when you got nothing to loseEverybody else I know would talk to me of misery as if it was contagiousSo come to me and promise me youll catch me if you can
Cos I got so down I held the world to ransomLonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsomeI'm as awful as they come oh what a pitySo I thank the lord above that I am pretty (so pretty)
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so prettyI'm p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty
Well I got so down I held the world to ransomLonely, bored and bad thank god I'm handsomeArresting, prepossessing and disarmingOh what a stroke of luck that I am charmingWith a hand layed out upon me by committeeI just thank the lord above that I am pretty (so pretty)