Meat and Potatoes
My baby came to me lately"Honey, please don't take this bad, but maybeWhen you laid meCould we try to spice it up?"
I looked across the tableFirst to see if she was jokingNo jokeThere was no flickerJust a girl who wanted more
Than meat and potatoesShe may stop at whips and chainsShe needs carousalMore arousalA bit of pain
So we started by using handcuffsWe tried a can of cold whipped creamI was allergic to so much dairyShe had to finish it all by herself
Then I slapped herShe wasn't expectingSo she hit me backShe frigging cracked meI got a nose bleedShe was angryShe wanted more
Than mean and potatoesShe may stop at pumps and drains!She needs carousalMore arousalA bit of pain
Invite the neighboursOr total strangersGive yourself a leg up, honeyWear "The Queen" maskPut on the French basqueIt's full of handy holesIf we're going to use them allWe're going to need more than
Meat and potatoes!She may draw the line at dolls and freaksShe needs some abusingSome amusementTo get through the week
"I know you respect meYou won't reject meAnd the arrow of our love is straight and true"