Po-Dunk
Mamma lookin' good in some jeans all rippedGot a baby in her belly and a baby on her hipLittle towheaded rascal peeing off the porchDaddy got a shotgun looking for storkOh lord!
And that's Po-DunkDon't give a flyin' hillbilly fuckI said, Po-DunkHouse full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Love us if you can, sorry if you can'tHolla if you in, shut up if you ain'tOh Oh Oh Oh, Po-Dunk!
Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting prettyPigskin on the TV, bacon in a skilletYou know what we yarn, licking on an itchBunch of fake flamingos, flocking by the ditch- Can I get a witness?
And that's Po-DunkDon't give a flyin' hillbilly fuckI said, Po-DunkA yarn full of chickens and a barn full of trunks
Love us if you can, sorry if you can'tHolla if you in, shut up if you ain'tOh Oh Oh Oh, Po-Dunk!
Put your adult beverage over your headIf you're batshit crazy and your neck is redAs the dirt on the road where we all grew upSing something with me if you ain't nothing but...
Po-DunkDon't give a flyin' hillbilly fuckI said, Po-DunkHouse full of youngins and a yard full of junk
Love us if you can, sorry if you can'tHolla if you in, shut up if you ain'tOh Oh Oh Oh, Po-Dunk!