The Kids Don't Stand A Chance
A devastating backstrokeAll the way from FranceWith shiny, shiny cufflinksA shirtsleeve to enhance
The pin-striped men of morningAre coming for to danceWith pure Egyptian CottonThe kids don't stand a chance
You criticize the practiceBy murdering their plantsIgnoring all the historyDenying them romance
The pin-striped men of morningAre coming for to danceForty-million dollarsThe kids don't stand a chance
I didn't like the business,But that was at first glanceYour pillow feels so soft nowBut still you must advance
The pin-striped men of morningThe partners in the danceThe paper's shot to piecesThe kids don't stand a chance