Andy's Chest
"Andy's Chest"
If I could be anythingin the world that flewI would be a bat and comeswooping after youAnd if the last time you were herethings were a bit askew
Well, you know what happens after darkWhen rattlesnakes lose their skins and their heartsAnd all the missionaries lose their bark
Oh, all the trees are calling after youAnd all the venom snipers after youAre all the mountains boulder after you
If I could be any one of the thingsin this world that biteInstead of a dentured ocelot on a leashI'd rather be a kiteAnd be tied to the end of your stringand flying in the air, baby, at night
'Cause you know what they say about honey bearsWhen you shave off all their baby hairYou have a hairy minded pink bare bear
And all the bells are rolling out for youAnd stones are all erupting out for youAnd all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you
Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biffwere groovin' on the streetAnd just like in a movieher hands became her feetHer belly button was her mouthwhich meant she tasted what she'd speak, ooohhh
But the funny thing is what happened to her nose, ooohhhIt grew until it reached all of her toes, ooohhhNow, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose
And curtains laced with diamonds, dear for youAnd all the Roman noblemen for youAnd kingdom's Christian soldiers, dear for youAnd melting ice cap mountains tops for youOh, oh, and knights in flaming silver robes for youAnd bats that with a kiss turn prince for youSwoop, swoop, oh, baby, rock, rockSwoop, swoop, rock, rockSwoop, swoop, rock, rock