Happy Holidays, You Bastard
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presentsIt's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presentsAnd I hate, hate, hate your guts,I hate, hate, hate your guts,And I'll never talk to you again,unless your dad will suck me offI'll never talk to you againunless your mom will touch my cockI'll never talk to you againejaculate into a sockI'll never talk to you again,I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogsIt's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogsand he shit shit shits his pants.He's always fuckin' shittin' his pantsAnd I'll never talk to you againunless your dad will suck me offI'll never talk to you againunless your mom will touch my cockI'll never talk to you againejaculate into a sockI'll never talk to you again,I'll never talk to you again