Asian Hooker
I'm in Tokyo(I'm) looking for a ho(I) tried to score some blowbut I don't speak Japanese (no)Found a geisha girlTook1 her for a whirlWrap a tuna roll on my dickAnd then the bitch was2 on her knees (yeah)
(Chorus:)Sucky Fucky, Sucky Fucky, Sucky FuckySmells like sushiSucky Fucky, Sucky Fucky, Sucky FuckySmells like sushiAsian hooker!Hot little motherfucker!Asian hooker!(You're a) dirty Little Cocksucker!
(Ah! Sucky sucky! *whistles*)
I'm in South KoreaBroke out with GonnorheaNow I totally figured it out(That's) why it hurts when I go pee (shit)I feel like a jerkcuz my dick don't3 work (no)It's like I got punched in the nutsby a guy4 who knows thai-chi
(Chorus)
(Hey) I'm a man with a planI'm fuckin' going to Japangonna spend a couple grandjust fucking hookers in (the) CanFuck the rest of the bandI'm fucking going to Asiando some coke and get a tanI'm gonna be the fuckin' man!5
[Satchel performs a Clinic]
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