Man Of The Hour
It's him or meThat's what he saidBut I can't choose between a vegan and a pot headSo I chose youBecause you're sweetAnd you give me lots of loving and you eat meatAnd that's how you became my only man of the hour
You never lie and you don't cheatAnd you don't have any baggage tied to your four feetDo I deserveTo be the oneWho will feed you breakfast, lunch and dinner and take you to the park at dawnWill you really beMy only man of the hour
I know you'll never bring me flowersBut flowers, they will only dieAnd though we'll never take a shower togetherI know you'll never make me cryYou never argue, you don't even talkAnd I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walkWill you really beMy only man of the hourMy only man of the hourMy only man of the hour