All She Wants
It's an age old conversationThat is changing with the timesBut it's oh so complicatedIf your mother is like mine
All that she wants are the starsAnd the moonA son with a wifeAnd a big living room
All she wantsIs another little special arrangementA peculiar engagementGot a trophy wife that's respectableTo avoid any spectacle
It's another simple solutionFor my mother's delusionGet her some adorable pictures doneFor her mother in Lebanon
All that she wantsIs another son
To be clear I'm not a haterAnd my wife I like her tooLet's be honest with each otherThere're some things we always knew
All that she wants is the sunAnd the moonThe call of the wildAnd a big silver spoon
All she wantsIs another little special arrangementA financial engagementSocial standing is stableBut no kids on the table
Just a little harmless diversionAn acceptable versionBut I know my heart is in perilI made a deal with the devil
All that she wantsIs another son
Oh it seems I was mistakenHeaven knows just what I've doneAll these hateful conversationsAre not helping anyoneMy dear wife I have to leave youThere is nothing you can sayYou can keep the house without meYou'll be better off that way