Poison Ivy League
Hail to thee old Ivy LeaguePoison Ivy League
The rah-rah boys are sittin' around the table tonightThe rah-rah boys have lots of plans in viewThey're gonna have panty raidsAnd make their own lemonadeThey'll live it up just like the big boys do
Poison Ivy League, boys in that Ivy LeagueGive me an itch, those sons of the richThat poison Ivy League
The rah-rah boys will go to bed so early tonightBefore exams they need a lot of restThey gotta make good for dadThey gotta make good so badThey'll even pay someone to take that test
Poison Ivy League, boys in that ivy leagueHow can they flunk, they're so full of bunkThat poison Ivy League
The rah-rah boys are being groomed for business somedayFor better things to college they were sentAnd you can bet they'll be the head of the companyAs long as dear old dad is president
Poison Ivy League, boys in that Ivy LeagueSo loaded with cash, they give me a rashThat poison Ivy League
So let it be toldI won't touch them with a ten foot poleThat poison Ivy League