Evil Deeds
[Eminem]Lord, please forgive me for what I doFor I know not what I've done
[Hook: Eminem]Father, please forgive me for I know not what I doI just never had the chance to ever meet youTherefore I did not know that I would grow to beMy mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
[Verse 1]Momma had a baby and it's head popped off (head popped offHead popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off)My momma don't want me the next thing I know I'm gettin dropped off(gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off, gettin dropped off)Ring ring ring on the door bell and the next door neighbors on their front porch(their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch)But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn(else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn) 'til somebody finally took me inMy Great Aunt and Uncle, Edna 'n Charles (Edna 'n CharlesEdna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles, Edna 'n Charles)They were the ones who were left in chargeMy elementary they ganged up on me and sang this song(sang this song, sang this song, sang this song, sang this song)It went a little somethin likeMary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lambDebbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawnMomma why do they keep saying this I just don't understand, understandAnd by the way, where's my daaaaaaaaaaad?
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[Verse 2]Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantlyPredominantly white, predominantly black, but what about meWhere does that leave me? Well I guess that I'm between predominantlyBoth of 'em, I think if I hear that fuckin word again I'mma screamWhile I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?Do you think that I'm kidding? What do I look like some kind of idi-Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that - why am I so misunderstood?Why do I go through so much bullshit, it's such bullshit, it's tush mull bishWoe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin about his millionsAnd his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' inFrom the dad he never had, and how his childhood was so badAnd how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife how they go at itMan I'd hate to have it, as bad as that Mr. Mathers, claims he had itI can't imagine it, that little rich poor white bastardNeeds to take some of that cash out the bank and take a bath in itMan if I only had half of itShit, if you only knew the half of it
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[Verse 3]Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seedsPlease release me from these demonsI never had any of this shit planned, mom, please believeI don't wanna be Satan's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorryNow look at all the pain I causedDear Santa Claus, why you not comin this year again?What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?Everything could have been so perfectBut life ain't a fairytale, I'm about to be hoisted up in the airForty feet below me, there's people everywhereI don't even know why they feel like they know me cause I'm in this ferris wheelAnd all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carouselWithout this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-roundHere we go now, doe-se-doe now, curtains up, the show must goNow ring around the rosie, the show's over, you can all go home nowBut the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame is supposed to beWhere's the switch I could just turn off and on, this ain't what I chose to beSo please God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on'til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone
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{*gunshot*}[Eminem] Oh!{*crowd cheering*}[Eminem] That's him baby, let's go{*shells hit floor, clips inserted*}[Eminem] Detroit!