Damsel in Distress
Oh, you got big muscles ripplingUnderneath your shirtI'm so glad to meet you, babyTell me, what do you do for work?Me? I'm just a housewifeSo sad and all aloneDesperate for a strong manTo help me fix my homeI know I must look a sightIn this--this flimsy little dressWon't you try your very bestTo save a damsel in distress?
I've got tasty treats to tempt youCome and sit down on my couchI'm sure it won't take longTo figure all my problems outMy home, it needs attentionIt's such a big old messTake out your trusty toolAnd save this damsel in distress
Now, you need no invitation, babyJust walk in and shut the doorFollow the red rose petals that I've leftScattered on the floorI'll be upstairs waitingWith a wisp of honeydewCustomize and tell a maidFor a handed man like youYou know, I'd be so gratefulIf you'd come relieve my stressWon't you heed my S.O.S.And save a damsel in distress?
Oh, yeah!Oh! Yea-ay
So sweetI got the need if you're willing to pleaseTrust meI make it so good that you won't wanna leave
I got tasty treats to tempt youCome and sit down on my couchI'm sure it won't take longTo figure all my problems outMy home, it needs attentionIt's such a big old messTake out your trusty toolAnd save this damsel in distress
Now what's a girl to do?I'm just a--a damsel in--in distress, yeahOh-- little old me, babyWhat you want for dinner, baby?!Oh! Yeah!