Incredibad
[The Lonely Island]Nowwwwwww let's take a trip down memory laneBack to junior high school where it all begainThree bad little kids raisin hell at schoolWe were just 13, straight actin the foolEvery day after class Kiva's house was the spotMakin crazy prank calls hopin not to get caughtBest friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same'Til one fateful afternoon when everything changedOne day playin Punch Out up and came doomThe house started shakin and we heard a kaboomLooked out the back window saw billowin smokeYo your backyard is smashed - man this isn't a joke!(Yo let's go check this out man) (Aight bet, let's go)All the smoke and debris led straight to the basementYo what the hell is that? Man it looks like a spaceshipWe all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wideAnd a little green dude stepped out from inside; he said
[Little Green Dude]I'm from Mars, and I come in peaceI have something to ask, and it's not discreteThere's a mutated strain in our DNA helixAnd you three kids are the ones who can heal it
[The Lonely Island]But we're just 13 man, what can we do?
[Little Gay Dude]Umm how should I put this? I think we should screw(What?!) On my home planet we can no longer breedI've been sent as a receptacle to store your seed
[The Lonely Island]Storin our seed? - Yo I think he means sexMan I'm a virgin - we all are - BET!{I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes}Aww what should we do? Now he's spreading his thighs!{You'll be heroes on our planet} But why us 3?{You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me}
[Interlude]Yo should we do it? Man I don't knowI say we put it to a vote.. all in favor..say aye.. AYE~!
[The Lonely Island]Okay, we're in {cool} who should go first?{I have three depositories to capture your burst}Wait, so at the same time? {Yeah that's what I was thinking}{Here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking}We pounded the drinks and, started gettin tipsyThen took our positions, and started gettin friskyOne in the front, and two in the backHad it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
[Little Green Gay Dude]Keep pumping away, my wife and family thank you
[The Lonely Island]I'm about to explode - yo son, me tooTHREE-WAY CLIMAX, best friends foreverWhat a blessing to have lost our virginity togetherYeah!
[Green Martian Queer]Andy, Jorma, Kiv', you've saved my raceYour reward is one wish then I'll go back to space
[The Lonely Island]We looked at each other, didn't have to talkKnew exactly what we wanted, before he took offMr. Alien Sir, for what it's worthWE WANT TO BE THE GREATEST FAKE MC'S ON EARTH
[Little Green Guy]Your wish is granted and thanks againI may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friendsWhat happened today was both incredible and badTherefore your name is Incredibad!
Incredibad... [scratching and samples]
[N.W.A. parody]STOP STOP STOP STOP, STOP!!SA-PRIZE, EVERYONE! [sirens]