Une Nuit A Paris
[Part One: One Night in Paris][Mme. Bezier:] Bonjour monsieurParis really welcomes youIt's the best room in the houseIt's forty francs a night, alright.
[Touriste:] It's crazy, it isn't worth a centimeI'll take it![Mme. Bezier:] Merci Monsieur[Offstage Chorus:] Rouged lips in the gaslightA great view of the hallThat's the way the croissant crumbles after all[Narrator:] Paris is only one step awayLes girls are out on bailTres bien there's love for sale[Coquette:] Oh my cheri, wish you were mineAnd I'll show you a wonderful timeFor the price of a cheap champagneI'll show it you once again[Voice of the Streets:] One night in ParisIs like a year in any other placeOne night in ParisWill wipe the smile off your pretty faceOne girl in ParisIs like loving every womanOne night in ParisOne night in ParisOne night in ParisMay be your last!!!
[Part Two: The Same Night in Paris][Hustlers (1 to 5):] Is he gonna buy?[1.Offstage:] You wanna little culture?[Hustlers:] Is he gonna pay?[2.Offstage:] Maybe Monsieur is into photographs, Non?[Hustlers:] Or is he gonna fall in loveThe all American way?[3.Offstage:] I got a watch wiz a beautiful Swiss movement[Hustlers:] Is he gonna buy?[4.Offstage:] Forget the watch, I'll show you a good time![Hustlers:] Is he gonna pay?[5.Offstage:] Le connoisseur, want something different?[Hustlers:] Or is he gonna fall in loveThe all American way?[Everyone:] Oh you know you ain't no CasanovaYou can't even do the Bossa NovaOr the Tango or the Samba![Chinese Tarts:] Though you are so very charmingNo you ain't no Casanova[Hustlers:] Is he gonna buy?Is he gonna pay?Or is he gonna fall in loveThe all American way?Sometimes I think he willBut then again....[Voices of the Streets:] One night in ParisIs like a year in any other place!One night in ParisWill wipe the smile off your pretty face!Try a girl in ParisBut try one of mineEach night in ParisEach night in ParisEach night in ParisEach night in ParisMay be your last!!!
[Part Three: Later the same night in Paris][Coquette's Girls:] Forty-Two, Quarante-DeuxRue de Saint JacquesAll our girls are how you sayGood in the sack[Coquette:] I was a stripperOn the Champs ElyseesHe was a gendarmeIn the gendarmerie[Girls:] Going Oh La La LaOh La La La La[Coquette:] He was a pimpIn a black beretBut he was an artisteIn his own way[Girls:] Going Oh La La LaOh La La La La[Coquette:] When they raided my club that nightThey ruined my act with the leather umbrellathe Chief de Police got a frightHe was up in my boudoir with some other fella[Club Clientelle:] It's only routineBut I got this feelingIt ain't good for business[Narrator:] Then the floor clearedA woman screamed to herself[Henri's Lover:] Henri...Though you're not the toast of ParisI love you, although you bed and beat meHenri, leave it alone,For the gendarme's just doing his job[Narrator:] Paris is only one step away[Chorus:] Murder is only one step away[Everyone:] Notre Dame is ringing her bellsAnother gendarme has gone to HellNotre Dame is ringing her bellsAnother gendarme has gone to Hellgone to Hellgone to Hellgone to Hell[Whole Cast:] One night in ParisIs like a year in any other placeOne night in ParisWill wipe the smile off your pretty faceOne girl in ParisIs like loving every womanThis night in ParisThis night in ParisThis night in ParisThis night in ParisMay be your last!