Open Wide
Lookin' at your last textDamn did you even really mean it?Did you even look through it, did you even read it?I been breakin up with girls since I was 15It's the only thing that hasn't got easierA rubber is the only thing that ever came between usGod damn, now look at everything in between usI mean I'm sayin'I got more liquor, more ladies, more drugs and no casesWith jobs and no babiesI hope no phone's taping and if so you gon' hate me
When you see me standing on the couchesTurnin' clubs into housesWater to champagne fountainsTurn flat chests into mountainsAnd ooh i love that assBut i hate that fucking outfitI'm taking off her blousesWhile she take off my trousersThats just a couple more problemsTo add to the couples' counselin'Open that shit wideLet me see how big your mouth is
Goin' hard 'til I ODI'm the newest version of the old meAll my exes are old meWishin' they could X and O meI'm on the edge and I'm hangin' all offOn the ledge and we danglin' offAnd if I let go, I won't fall offIf we set a wedding date, don't call offBartender, I call the shotsWe call for shots, y'all call the copsSometimes drinks speak louder than words doBody language speaks louder than verbal
When you see me standing on the couchesTurnin' clubs into housesWater to champagne fountainsTurn flat chests into mountainsAnd ooh i love that assBut i hate that fucking outfitI'm taking off her blousesWhile she take off my trousersThats just a couple more problemsTo add to the couples' counselin'Open that shit wideLet me see how big your mouth is
This goes out to, uhYou know who this goes out to, yeah!