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Mangupi vam kvare dete

Vi ste izašli na večeru,Vas sinčić, tek detenceNovu kućnu pomoćnicuŠtipka za dupence.

A vaša ćerkica dragaNaravno, konzumira mladiće,I umesto crtaćaRadije gleda porniće.

Vire kroz ključaonicuU vašu spavaonicu.

RefPo ulazima i dvorištima,Podrumima i skloništima,Po tavanima i šupama,Parkovima i klupama,Vaša deca vode ljubav!

A kad Vas iznenadi pitanje:- Zašto čike jašu tete?Vi ćete besno tvrditi:- Mangupi vam kvare dete!

Tata, kupi mi piluleZa kontracepciju,Hoću da pomognem dečkuKad ima erekciju.

Vire kroz ključaonicuU vašu spavaonicu.

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Rascals* Spoil Your Kids

You are going out for dinner,your son, only a child,is pinching the new house maid’sbutt.

And your dear daughter,of course, consumes boys,and instead of cartoons,she rather watches porn.They peep through the keyhole,in your bedroom.

Ref:At entrances and yards,In basements and hiding places,In attics and sheds,parks and benches,your kids are making love!

And when the question surprises you:-Why do uncles ride aunties?You are going to insist angrily:-Rascals spoil your kids!

Dad, buy me pills,for contraception,I want to help my boyfriendwhen he has an erection.

They peep through the keyhole,in your bedroom.

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