Steel Panther "Just Like Tiger Woods" testo

Just Like Tiger Woods

If you don't golf that's okayYou can be a tiger anywayLaugh through your teeth when things gets toughOr your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger WoodsFertilize the ladies in the neighbourhoodGet real rich and you will findAll the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger WoodsGrip that shaft like you know you shouldGet a platinum card, it will be all goodThe girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

Remember this when you're having funThree holes are better than a hole in one, yeahIf the word gets out don't be afraidWhen a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeahIf you wanna be like Tiger WoodsFilling all the divots in the neighbourhoodDon't think about those three foot clubsYou cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger WoodsText messages are never goodNail a girl at the driving rangeYour life will change, just like Tiger Woods

Have your best friend book all your flightsTell your wife that you're golfing nightsGet a call girl and maybe just chillBe willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new pornstar every dayTell your sponsors it will be okaySurprise them all with an invitationTo a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

If you wanna be like Tiger WoodsPoking all the holes in the neighbourhoodTell your wife how it's gonna beYour driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Become the king of your neighbourhoodLike Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah

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