The Grouch
I was a young boy that had big plansNow I'm just another shitty old manI don't have fun and I hate everythingThe world owes me, so fuck you
Glory days don't mean shit to meI drank a six pack of apathyLife's a bitch and so am IThe world owes me, so fuck you
Wasted youth and a fistful of idealsI had a young and optimisitic point of viewWasted youth and a fistful of idealsI had a young and optimisitic point of view
I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fatOh my god I'm turning out like my dadI'm always rude, I've got a bad attitudeThe world owes me, so fuck you
The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking upI don't have sex 'cause i can't get it upI'm just a grouch sitting on the couchThe world owes me, so fuck you