Catch-22
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink AirlinesWe hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here toinsure your ride is as pleasant as possibleSeat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked positionduring the take-off and landingAll carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment orunder the seat in front of you
Waiting on a ticket'Cause you're looking for the rideYou're feeling on top'Cause you're flying through the skyYou wanna have your cakeAnd you wanna eat it tooEverybody's always pointing fingers at youYou're damned if you doYou're damned if you don'tWe're always doing all the thingsThat we say we won't
[CHORUS:]Here we goWe're riding on a whimConnecting with a rendezvousHere we goWe're jumping off the wingsWe're going round in circlesIt's a catch-22Yes, we're flying round in circlesIt's a catch-22yes, were rocking round in circlesIt's the catch-22
[SPOKEN:]If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you areunableOr unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight
attendant immediatelyAll eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portableCD players, laptops, etc.Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that weareat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.
Looking from the outsideYou're always looking inYou think you fixed the problem'Til it comes right back againAnd life seems like a trapYou're trying to get outYou're searching for you cheese'Cause you feel like mighty mouseYou're damned if you don'tYou're damned if you doYou've seen all the signsBut you haven't got a clue
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You are in, you are inYou are in, you are inYou are in for the rideOf your life
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[SPOKEN:]We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at PinkAirlines we'd like to thank you for flying with usWe hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may beAnd remember, be careful when retrieving your items as during theflight they may have shifted and might fall on youOr your neighbor's head and knock you the fuck out
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